In my spare time, I write alternate-history versions of Wikipedia articles. They are invariably deleted, so of course I have collected them to post here. If you would like to submit an article, please email me! You will be held to the harshest of the community-edited encyclopedia's standards, flogged mercilessly, and possibly laughed at if you are funny.
Welcome to my brain. Try not to take anything you read seriously. And Wikipedia? Please don't sue me.
Love,
Kairi Heartless, Editrix
Note: Wikipedia is probably copyrighted, and this blog is in no way associated with Wikipedia or any of its trademarks. History, I'm pretty sure, has been copyrighted by Michael Jackson, and this blog is likewise in no way associated with him, his projects, or his zombie. However, if you steal any of my work without attribution, I will find you and eat your brains. Yum.
Yes, I did just copy this from my first post. Deal with it.
